How to make me laugh without trying
I didn't intend to be so yappy these last few days, but here we are again.
Two things must be said to preface this brief story:
1. G sometimes talks nonsense when he's bordering that fine line between being asleep and awake.
2. In our household the term "snuggling hard" refers to any snuggle action that disturbs the sleep of the one being snuggled.
So..
Last night G went to bed earlier than I. When I finally called it a night, I crawled into bed with a bit too much gusto. My toes were cold and so I wormed my way as close to him as possible, disturbing him from his slumber.
These are the words he spoke:
"Don't snuggle too hard or you'll get stuck like that and I'll have to feed you peas."
And then off he drifted back to sleep.
Good to know though that if I ever find myself stuck somewhere, like in a well or something, that G would be right there saving the day by feeding me peas.
Two things must be said to preface this brief story:
1. G sometimes talks nonsense when he's bordering that fine line between being asleep and awake.
2. In our household the term "snuggling hard" refers to any snuggle action that disturbs the sleep of the one being snuggled.
So..
Last night G went to bed earlier than I. When I finally called it a night, I crawled into bed with a bit too much gusto. My toes were cold and so I wormed my way as close to him as possible, disturbing him from his slumber.
These are the words he spoke:
"Don't snuggle too hard or you'll get stuck like that and I'll have to feed you peas."
And then off he drifted back to sleep.
Good to know though that if I ever find myself stuck somewhere, like in a well or something, that G would be right there saving the day by feeding me peas.
posted by Michèle at 6:19 AM
7 Comments:
I think "feeding you peas" has a carnal connotation over there across the pond.
Perhaps if you and Alise stopped sharing your Rubbermaid, um...well, whatever you call it, you'd figure out that Gil just askin' for what comes naturally to us guys.
I like the colour variation on the banner - a much more femme reference to the Godfather.
How lovely to know you have a man that is such a good provider. Your hero, indeed.
David, I knew this one would get your mind in the gutter, although it kind of always is in the gutter isnt it? That's what I love about you, you dirty little thing, you. And who says I share my Rubbermaid?
Isn't that just plain unsanitary?
Tara, glad you like the colours, although Im probably going to change it a million times more before I finally settle on something! And yes, I feel so safe knowing that Gil will always be standing by with a bag of peas at hand.
Ahhhh, made me laugh out loud!!! When you laughed it didn't wake him up?
and....David, David, David.... ;)
okay, even if it is peas, get out there and start eating, drinking, and writing!
btw: Is that pigeon poop on your banner?
Alisa, no believe it or not, I giggled away for a long time but he didnt stir one bit! Finally I got out of bed to go write it down so that I wouldnt forget by morning...
CJ, Is that code for 'welcome back'? or 'ha ha funny story'? Im confused!
David, its kind of like a Rorschach test, so if you see pigeon poop then we can only guess what that says about you. I see lollipops and cotton candy and toadstools made of marshmallows when I look at those blobs on my banner.. Don't you?
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