Master of my artichoke

There are moments when you cook when your mind is focused on nothing but the task in front of you. An hour or two goes by and you finally lift your head up with the urge to say:
"Where am I? Hello? Is anybody here?"
Your brain just gets sucked into some vaccuum of concentration that starts from the moment you start prepping the food to the point where you finally sit back from the table and say:
"Damn. That was good."
You see, I'd never cooked an artichoke before. My recent decision to lose my artichoke virginity was partly inspired by Sam's attempt to dispel the myth of preparing artichokes for those of us who, namely me, have lived a life of artichoke avoidance.
So I took the first step and bought one. Then I found a simple recipe which would give me a cooked artichoke to pull the leaves from and dip. And you know I'm a fan of the dipping.
So I made the recipe without any major incidents. Then I sat down at the table and began to suck the tender yummy bit from one of the leaves.
"What about the rest of the leaf?" I said aloud to G, who was really not interested in the play by play of my artichoke. "They're still kind of tough."
"Just eat the tender bit." he said from the study without looking up from his computer.
"That's alot of work for just a nubbin's worth of goodness." I declared, while madly pulling, dipping and eating the leaves.

Artichoke leaves, with the good stuff sucked out.
Halfway through my feeding frenzy I felt inspired to take a picture. I ran to the kitchen, snapped a couple of my half eaten artichoke and ran back to the table, sat down and started eating again.
G paid me no mind.
I got up from the table and true to my dorky self, I said: "That was fun. I'm going to do that again really soon."
My glee was met with silence.
So I grabbed my phone and dialed my friend Alisa's number. Because I was pretty sure she would want to hear about my fun with the artichoke.
But she wasn't home.
And then like I'd just been pinched, there came that moment, as I tipped the leaves into the garbage I thought: "What the hell just happened?"
I conquered the artichoke. That's what.
Artichokes with Basil Mayonnaise from Epicurious.
Recipe Notes
Try substituting the mayonnaise for greek yogurt as I did. It's lighter and lower in fat if that is of any concern to you. You may not need as much lemon juice though since the yogurt is tangy.
The combination of basil and garlic went superbly with the artichoke.
I think one large artichoke per person is not unreasonable since the yummy bit on each leaf is tiny.
I will definitely make this again.
Even though I thought it was a lot of work at first, now that I've done it I realize it wasn't all that hard, and it was definitely worth it.
Labels: dips, Paris, recipes, vegetables, vegetarian

16 Comments:
You called me? I wasn't home! Drat. I too love the artichoke, and those times when you get sucked into the task....
Congrats on conquering the spiky beast :)
I sometimes cook a few, refrigerate the extras, and eat/dip them cold. I like it.
Okay, I'm calling you now!
cool! I'm too chicken to try it.
Kat
Echo to Alisa, I love artichokes too (even though it's a bit of hustle) and this sounds lovely. I like the new look, by the way :)
artichokes are great! I am going to have to buy some know u know....
I like the idea of substituting greek yoghurt...... :)
Did you remove the choke and eat the delectable heart (aka the best part)?
I, too, love the artichoke and find myself hurrying through eating the petals to get to the tender heart. I'll definitely try the Greek yogurt idea to save calories. But don't you burn lots of calories pulling off each petal?;) I figure after all of that work, you actually consume 0 cals total.
Wouldn't that be nice?
I was trying to think of something funny or insightful to write, to please your mother, but I couldn't. But I'm sure she's thrilled that you're sharing how you finally lost your artichoke virginity (along with the rest of us).
I just hope that the thorny dude gave you a nice glittery ring beforehand. And didn't just leaf afterwards.
I'm with Matilda - please tell me you didn't miss out on the best part, the heart!?!
Personally, I can't get past the idea of dipping the leaves in melted butter with lemon and a pinch of salt. I've tried to stray from the conservative path, but each time the pull to tradition is too great.
However, one tiny, tiny variation I have tried with success is slipping thin slivers of garlic in between the leaves here and there before you cook them. That's also pretty good.
Especially with lemon butter.
Welcome to the ranks of artichoke lovers.I too am hoping that you cut out the choke and ate the heart?
IMHO, the artichoke is the ultimate weight loss food. It is healthy (if you watch the amount of dipping medium), delicious, takes forever to eat, and has a prize at the end-the heart. In addition to the heart, the stem is edible too-just peel it. Don't let anyone or any recipe convince you to trim the stem off and throw it out!
Glad you have joined the ranks of artichoke eaters! I sure hope you did eat the heart too- that is the real treasure that you work toward in enjoying the little tender parts of the leaves (which are actually the little pieces of the heart). You need to scrape off the choke (the little 'hairs') and then cut up the heart and enjoy the big chunks of that. It is the reward for your patience in nibbling the leaves. If you didn't do that (which it sounds like you didn't) run yourself to the market and get another artichoke!!!! and enjoy the rewards.
Alisa, well i'll have to try the refrigeration technique so that I can grab and dip at my leisure. Although Im not sure I'll have the willpower to leave any behind ;)
K & S, I highly recommend you try it! At worst, you'll waste an artichoke if you dont like it. But I do understand the hesitation, since I suffered from the same thing. Its worth it though!
Keiko, thanks for the vote of confidence on the makeover!
Clare, Im glad you like the yogurt idea. I think it tasted really great. The mayonnaise sounded a bit too heavy and greasy to me.
Matilda, no I didn't! I forgot about the choke! Next time though I will definitely not forget ;)
Tokyoastrogirl, I like the way you're thinking. Im sure there are some calories burned pulling off those leaves, but I will say that I still think the yogurt tasted better than the mayonnaise would have!
David, oh David. You so funny. But my mother hasnt said a word about this one, so perhaps she hasnt read it, after you went to all that trouble to be punny..
Meg, alas, I must admit, I wasn't experienced enough with the artichoke to remember the yummy heart! But I assure you I will know the next time, and I look forward to it! The lemon butter sounds like a great idea, and the garlic too.
Lindy, I agree with you. The work that I put into making it and eating it was so satisfying, but in the end I realized what a light snack/lunch that had actually been. But I felt completely sated. Next time I'll try the stem, I did actually throw it out because I didnt know you could eat it!
Bluestarr, well you'll be happy to know that I have another artichoke just waiting to be eaten and I will definitely eat the treasure in the middle this time!
I've only recently discovered your blog and am delighted with your way with food and words. Brilliant. I am devouring past blogs to come up to date. Have I missed something, because I can't figure out how you came to live in Germany before France.
I am a little intimidated by artichokes too but you have inspired me to give it a try! Love the Greek Yogurt substitution!
Love, love, love artichokes. So very worth the effort. For a truly decadent lunch, I have stuffed them with a crab or lobster salad with watercress - a great combination. I look forward to your continued adventures with this beast!
I'm sorry, I haven't even read the post yet, I'm just in awe of the beautiful photos...ok, let me go read it now...
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