Dear Santa
Chocolate Santa on rue Cler
Dear Santa Made of Chocolate,
I love you, even if you are sticking your tongue out at me, and your handlebar moustache isn't quite even. And yes, I love you even though I can't tell where your head ends and your body begins. But I like your pants, and your little beard. You kind of remind me of Humpty Dumpty. You know, before the accident.
But Santa, even if I did have the €295 I would need to take you home, I'm not sure I could bite into that big old adorable head of yours. So I'd be stuck with your chocolatey rotundness until you were nothing but a puddle on my kitchen counter.
At which point, your funeral might include a chocolate fondue party.
Love Michele
Labels: Paris
posted by Michèle at 7:23 AM
22 Comments:
That's fantastic
I love his moustache too! and comeon you can't forget the tongue.. what is going on there? Is Santa blowing a rasberry at me?
Adorable Santa! I agree he's kissable... But 295 Euros! Holly Chocolate-Work-Of-Art!!!!
ha ha ho ho hee hee
that's not exactly what I sound like when I laugh, but you get the picture!
295 Euros, a bit expensive, although if he were made out of dark chocolate, I may have to re-consider... :)
You crack me up! I love that Santa...I think LB needs to become a sugar daddy so that I can buy all these expensively adoreable goodies! I would SO come to Paris for that fondue party!
295 Euros!?!? Oh my!! That better come with some diamonds inside:)
Ha.
Any fun Xmas plans in Paris? Or skiing somewhere in the Alps?
Joyeux (tot) Noel!
Hi Clare, yes, I think Santa is blowing a raspberry at you. Seems kind of rude, doesn't it?
Hi Zoubida, the price shocked me too.. I can't help but wonder if he is solid chocolate or hollow, and if he's hollow perhaps there is a bundle of toys hidden inside to account for the high price?
Hi Alisa, oh yes you do sound like that when you laugh-- I've heard you!
Hi K & S, I agree, the presence of all that white chocolate that makes up his face is a bit of a turnoff for me, Im not a big fan of white chocolate. Not that I could eat his cute old face anyway...
Hi Michelle, ok, next fondue party, you're invited for sure. And yes, get LB working on his sugardaddy status, the chocolate santa awaits!
Hi Mona, ooh, good idea.. Chocolate santa filled with diamonds. I really should have asked them if there is anything inside, Im curious now. As for Xmas, well being a Canadian girl I am happy to avoid snow for now, I've had my share, so no trips to the Alps. G and I are going to spend our xmas right here in the city, how can I possibly bear to leave yet? ;)
LOL... speak for yourself on that snow thing. I'd LOVE to have some snow. Sometimes it really sucks living in the tropics of Canada. All I get is grey and rain rain rain...
I can't believe that Santa is 295 euros. It better be bluddy good chocolate... Like good enough for a When Harry Met Sally scene. ;-)
TOO CUTE!!!:-)
If that was an edible French Fireman made of chocolate, you'd have snatched him up...even at 295 euros!
What a face! How could you NOT love him. I understand your conundrum though (aside from the price) - I can never understand those Santa shaped candles for sale at this time of year. There seems something inherently wrong with setting old St. Nick alight.
Hi Diningdica, there are tropics in Canada? ;) But its true, I am definitely past my snow-loving years. As for the Santa, well, I'm sure he's tasty, but maybe not that tasty!
Hi Zarah Maria, thanks!
Hi David, maybe I could put in a special order?
Hi Tara, oh, I'm not sure what's worse, burning the santa candle or eating the chocolate one. But I always had trouble with those chocolate Easter bunnies, especially when they had that big old candy eye that would stare back at you..
That choc santa is so cute! I like the idea abt the choc fondue party.
Hi Michèle,
€295! Eek! He is cute, but if I did have enough to buy him, he be in a glass case greeting my friends year after year!
He is really cute indeed, Michele, if a wee bit too chubby for my liking:)
Hi Boo, he is a cute little fellow isnt he, and I bet he would definitely make for some great fondue!
Hi Reid, ha! I'd love to see the chocolate santa in his own glass case. He would certainly deserve it!
Hi Pille, well chubby in this case just means more chocolate, so its not necessarily a bad thing, right? ;)
Chocolate fondue party? Not a bad idea. ;-)
Paz
Mmmh. More chocolate indeed. Decided I like extremely chubby Santas after all:)
Michele, could you check it if it's sold after christmas. I especially like the un-even moustache...
Hi Paz, I'll say! ;)
Hi Pille, chubby is definitely better if it means more chocolate huh!
Hi Keiko, I will definitely have a look to see if the big fella found a home--I'll let you know!
Hello Wonderful delightful creative food writer!
I have only stopped reading your blog to write you...that I am giggling, popping chocolates in my mouth at the same time, and head over belly in love with your blog! How lucky I am to have landed here, this is the FOOD BLOG for me!!
Thank you for your witty whip, rolling laughter pin, and non apron!
Milles Chapeaux! and Four stars!
I am Quickly going back to read more!
Corey
This is both adorable and somewhat disturbing at the same time. Definitely worth taking a photo of.
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